WILD PIXY

WILD CATS

GLAMOUR IS BACK

FP1: My tastes are simple, I only like the best.
FP2: Housework can damage your health- just say no
FP3: I thought a balanced diet was a glass of wine in each hand
FP4: Mum's wine list (and some other essentials)
FP5: for the last time, I do not have mood swings

CFP1: aged to purrfection
CFP2: bless this mess
CFP3: I'm not lazy - I'm thinking
CFP4: I am not a morning person
CFP5: Home is where the cat is

GF1:All you need is love, shedloads of cash and a fabulous wardrobe
GF2: I'm on the gin & tonic diet...
You don't lose any weight but who cares
GF3: I'm expensive but I'm worth it
GF4: I never execize...if God had meant us to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor
GF5:I'm far too fabulous for housework

PW1 A Lovely Lady and a grumpy old man live here
PW3 Gardening is the most fun you can have with your clothes OFF!
PW5 Women are Always right.
PW7 I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.
PW22 A man's place is in the shed

KC1 Kiss the Cook
KC2 I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.
KC3 I never met a calorie I didn't like.
KC4 Cooking is simple, all you need is a big hat and a big chopper.
KC23 I cook the 3 main food groups, frozen, microwave or takeaway.