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To Order:
1.
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you write.
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| FRIDGE
MAGNETS: each motto
listed below comes packed in 6's. @ £3.54
+VAT for 6. To order,
follow instructions above.
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KEYRINGS:
each motto listed below comes
packed in 6's. @ £3.54 +VAT for
6. To order, follow instructions above.
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COASTERS:
each motto listed below comes packed in 6's.@
£5.10 + VAT for 6.To order, follow instructions above
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BOTTLE
OPENERS : each
motto listed below comes packed in 6's
of that motto @ £6 + VAT for 6.To order, follow instructions above
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NEW
'BATTLE OF THE SEXES' PINK
To
order simply write the Code Numbers you require
in the 'Code numbers you'd like'
boxes above.
The
followingPINK designs are available
This list - Fridge Magnets & Keyrings
- Code numbers on the left
  
BP 1 Whoever said
money can’t buy happiness doesn’t know where to shop
BP 2 MEN have only 2 faults: EVERYTHING they say and
EVERYTHING they do
BP 3 I am NOT a morning person
BP 4 Keep Calm and Carry On
BP 5 Keep Smiling and Stay Beautiful
BP 6 Friendship and laughter are the perfect recipe
for life
BP 7 I thought a balanced diet was a glass of wine
in each hand
BP 8 Housework can damage your health, just say NO
BP 9 Forget the diet, just give me chocolate
BP 10 Coffee, Chocolate and Men, are all better rich
BP 11 Friends are the family we choose for ourselves
BP 12 My taste are simple, I only like the Best
BP 13 I’m not fat, I’m pregnant
BP 14 Make Tea Not War
BP 16 Don’t let life get you down, that’s
what MEN are for
BP 17 A day without wine is a day I’d rather
miss
BP 18 A smile and a hug are always welcome here
BP 19 If they can put one man on the moon, why not
ALL of them?
BP 20 Men are like parking spaces, the good ones are
all taken
BP 21 Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus
BP 22 Steer clear of anything with testicles
BP 23 For the last time, I DO NOT have MOOD SWINGS
!
BP 24 Dance like nobody’s watching, Sing like
nobody’s listening,
Laugh like it’s heaven on earth
BP 25 I’m on the gin and Tonic Diet. You don’t
lose any weight but who cares?
BP 26 Live well, laugh often, love much
BP 27 You have to grow old but you don’t have
to grow up
BP 28 MAN WANTED Must be Perfect. NO Time Wasters
BP 29 Ex Husband for sale, poor condition, bodywork
needs attention, FREE o.n.o.
BP 30 It’s better to have loved and lost than
to have lived with that psycho forever
BP 31 Today will be gorgeous or fabulous
The
following PINK designs are available
in a display box of Long Magnetic Notepads
BPL
1 Keep Calm and Carry On
BPL 2 If they can put one man on the moon, why not
ALL of them?
BPL 3 A day without wine is a day I’d rather
miss
BPL 4 Whoever said money can’t buy happiness
doesn’t know where to shop
BPL 5 Live well, laugh often, love much
The
following PINK designs are available in Coasters:
BPC 1 Keep Calm and Carry On
BPC 2 Make Tea Not War
BPC 3 MEN have only 2 faults: EVERYTHING they say and
EVERYTHING they do
BPC 4 A day without wine is a day I’d rather
miss
BPC 5 I thought a balanced diet was a glass of wine
in each hand
BPC 6 Dance like nobody’s watching, Sing like
nobody’s listening, Laugh like it’s heaven on earth
BPC 7 Whoever said money can’t buy happiness
doesn’t know where to shop
BPC 8 Live well, laugh often, love much
BPC 9 My tastes are simple, I only like the best
BPC 10 When the going gets tough the tough go shopping
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NEW
'BATTLE OF THE SEXES' BLUE range
To
order simply write the Code Numbers you require (which are on the
left of each motto),
in the 'Code
numbers you'd like' boxes
above.
The
following designs are available in : Fridge Magnets & Keyrings
BB 1 Everything looks better after a beer
BB 2 I don’t mind being treated as a SEX object
BB 3 If it feels good, do it
BB 4 Even Bad SEX is better than a good day at work
BB 5 Mr Perfect
BB 6 I started out with nothing and I still have
most of it left
BB 7 I’d rather be in the pub
BB 8 Mr Sexy Pants
BB 9 I don’t make the rules, I just break them
BB 10 Woman Wanted – Must be perfect, no time
wasters
BB 11 To save time, let’s just assume I’m
right
BB 12 World’s Best Husband
BB 13 World’s Best Boyfriend
BB 14 World’s Best Lover
BB 15 World’s Best Dad
BB 16 Nothing bad can happen today, I’m wearing
my lucky pants
BB 17 Ready willing and Able, (and sometimes a bit
desperate)
BB 18 I’m only here for the beer
BB 19 Women have only two faults, everything they
say and everything they do
BB 20Top Sexy Bloke lives here
BB 21 I can be NAKED in 6 seconds
BB 22 Trust me I’m a Time Lord
BB 23I thought a Balance Diet was a BEER in both
hands
BB 24 It’s better to have loved and lost than
to have lived with that psycho forever
BB 25 I’m very good in bed, I can sleep for
hours
The
following designs are available in Coasters
BBC
1 To save time let's assume I'm right
BBC 2 I don’t mind being treated as a SEX object
BBC 3 If it feels good, do it
BBC 4 Even Bad SEX is better than a good day at work
BBC
8 Mr Sexy Pants
BBC 16 Nothing bad can happen today, I’m wearing
my lucky pants
BBC
19 Women have only two faults, everything they say and everything
they do
BBC
23 I thought a Balance Diet was a BEER in both hands
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NEW
'Golf Addict' Range
To Order simply write the Code Numbers you require
(which are on the left of each motto),
in the 'Code numbers you'd like' boxes above.
The
following 'Golf Addict' designs are available
in
Fridge Magnets & Keyrings:
GA
1 Life’s a game but golf is SERIOUS
GA 2 Born to golf forced to Work
GA 3 I’d rather be playing Golf
GA 4 Trust me I’m a golfer
GA 5 A bad day’s golf is better than a good day
at work
GA 6 Golf can be a pain in the GRASS
GA 7 When the going gets tough the tough go golfing
GA 8 Keep calm and caddie on
GA 9 I’m teed off
GA 10 Golfers do it in fewer strokes
GA 11 You need balls to play golf
GA 12 My favourite hole is the 19th
GA 13 Golf is just an excuse to wear pink
GA 14 Golfers have more drive
GA 15 Golfers do it in the rough
GA 16 Golfers should never drink and drive
GA 17 Good golf is all in the mind, but playing great
shots helps
GA 18 Golf is not an obsession – it’s a
religion
GA 19 I swear my balls are too big for the holes
GA 20You never really learn to swear until you take
up golf
GA 21 Golf is not just about whether you win or lose
it’s all about winning with style
GA 22 Golf is a game of two halves, the front 9 is
frustrating, the back 9 is humiliating
GA 23 Best Golfing Dad ever
GA 24 Best Golfing Mum ever
GA 25 There’s more to life than golf, but if
I try I manage to ignore it
GA 26 Sex and Golf and Rock and Roll
GA 27 Only the best people play golf
GA 28 You don’t have to be mad to play golf -
but it helps
GA 29 Golf really is simple. Just get the damn ball
in the hole
GA 30 Don’t blame me blame the new clubs
GA 31 Hitler spent a lot of time in a bunker.
The
following 'Golf Addict' designs are available
in Coasters:
GAC
1 Life’s a game but golf is SERIOUS
GAC 2 Born to golf forced to Work
GAC 3 I’d rather be playing Golf
GAC 4 Trust me I’m a golfer
GAC 5 A bad day’s golf is better than a good
day at work
GAC 9 Golf can be a pain in the grass |
WILD
PIXY Fun people with a wide appeal- our best selling range.
Nearly all female unless labelled (man).
This list - Keyring and Fridge Magnets available - codes numbers on
left.
WP1 I have a drink problem - my glass is empty.
WP3 the IRONING FAIRY is DEAD - welcome to the happy world of creases.
WP4 I SO need to go SHOPPING.
WP5 I thought a BALANCED DIET was a glass of WINE in each hand.
WP7 I’m usually thin and gorgeous but it’s my day off!
WP8 HOUSEWORK can damage your health - just say NO
WP15 Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
WP18 The best man for the job is a woman.
WP25 A tidy house is a sign of a wasted life.
WP27 MEN have only two faults: 1. everything they say 2. everything
they do.
WP32 I don't make the rules, I just break them. - (man)
WP33 For the last timee, I do NOT have MOOD SWINGS.
WP34 I try to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
WP35 I'm going Commando. - (man)
WP36 One day I’m going to diet’ the other 364 I’ll
eat what I like.
WP38 Is there any wine in the fridge or do I have to pretend to be happy?
WP40 Mr SEXY PANTS . - (man's underpants!)
WP41 NICE BUM
WP42 I’d rather be in the PUB. - (man).
WP45 King of the sofa. - (man)
WP46 Mr. PERFECT. - (man)
WP60 I'm not Fat, I'm Pregnant.
WP65 INSANITY is Inherited, You get it from your kids
WP69 ALL WILLY, NO BRAIN. - (man)
WP70 My next SENIOR MOMENT will be along any minute.
WP71 Women are always right
WP74 Sometimes I wake up Grumpy, sometimes I let him sleep.
WP75 My tastes are simple, I only like the best.
FAMILY & FRIENDS - Wild Pixy
WP50 A Special FRIEND.
WP6 Instant happy DAD - just add beer.. - (man)
WP19 Best MUM in the world.
WP53 Best BROTHER in the world.. - (man)
WP54 Best NAN in the world.
WP55 Best SISTER in the world.
WP56 King DAD.. - (man)
WP57 A truly special DAUGHTER.
WP 97 BEST DAD in the world.. - (man)
GP1 Instant happy DAD just add GOLF. - (man)
WP29 GRANDADS are best friends.. - (man)
WP28 Best GRANDMA in the World
WP96 Mum is always right |
PINK WELLIES
- GARDENING RANGE -
Pretty Gardening Pictures but Very General Humour
This list - Keyring
and Fridge Magnet mottos available with code numbers
PW
1 A lovely lady and a grumpy old man live here
PW 2 Excuse me I'm having a Senior Moment
PW 3 Gardening is the most fun you can have with
your clothes off !
PW 4 Live well, laugh often, love much
PW 5 Women are always right
PW 6 MAN WANTED - Must be able to smile, Nod and
take orders.
PW 7 I love to cook with wine sometimes I even put
it in the food
PW 8 ASSISTANT GARDENER REQUIRED
- duties include digging, pulling, lifting,
chopping, pushing, planting, teamaking and kissing. Would suit wife
or similar
PW 9 My favourite garden tool is the sun lounger
PW 10 My favourite garden tool is the Gin and Tonic
PW 11 I love lots of colour in the garden, Red, White
and Rose
PW 12 Gardeners do it in wellies
PW 13 The years have been kind, most of the actual
days have taken their toll.
PW 14 Time spent in your garden is never wasted
PW 15 If friends were flowers I’d pick you.
PW 16 Gardeners do it at the weekend.
PW 17 I'm growing old, Disgracefully.
PW 18 If men can go to the moon, why can't they put
the toilet seat down?
PW 19 There’s nothing nicer than a friend,
unless it’s a friend with chocolate
PW 20 Always plant bulbs NAKED in the moonlight.
No reason, it's just fun.
PW 21 You never really learn to swear until you take
up gardening
PW 22 A man's place is in the shed
PW 23 I'm Retired so I don't have to do a Damn Thing.
PW 24 Heaven is a place with no exercise, no dieting
and no weighing scales
PW 25 You have to grow old, but you don't have to
grow up
PW 26 I love to get dirty in the garden
PW 27 A smile and a hug are always welcome here
PW 28 Kiss the Gardener
PW 29 To err is human, to drink wine, divine
PW 30 I can only please one person a day, Today is
not your day...Tomorrow is not looking good either.
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KISS
THE COOK Think Can't Cook Won't Cook Don't
Care
This list - Keyring and Frdige Magnet mottos available with code numbers
KC
1 - Kiss The Cook
KC 2 - I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.
KC 3 - I never met a calorie I didn’t like.
KC 4 - Cooking is simple, all you need is a big hat and a big chopper..
- (man)
KC 5 - Hot Stuff in the Kitchen (woman).
KC 6 - Hot Stuff in the Kitchen .
- (man)
KC 7 - Serving LOTS of wine NAKED will take guests’ minds off
any cooking disasters .
- (man)
KC 8 - Serving the Creme Brulee NAKED will take guests’ minds
off the flames in the kitchen (woman).
KC 9 - Head Chef (woman)
KC 10 - Head Chef (man)
KC 11 - Head Cook and Bottle Washer..
- (man)
KC 12 - Everyone brings happiness to this kitchen - some when they arrive,
some when they leave.
KC 13 - My kitchen was clean - you just missed it.
KC 14 - Cooking Forever - Housework Whenever.
KC 15 - A tidy kitchen is something that happens to other people.
KC 16 - You have a choice for dinner - eat it or beat it !
KC 17 - Obey the CHEF.
KC 18 - I was right, wine really does make everything easier (woman)
KC 19 - First, marinate your guests..
- (man)
KC 20 - I kiss better than I cook (woman)
KC 21 - I kiss better than I cook.
- (man)
KC 22 - I only drink on days ending in 'Y'
KC 23 - I cook the 3 main food groups. FROZEN, MICROWAVE or TAKEAWAY
KC 24 - DANGER: Man in the Kitchen.
- (man)
KC 25 DANGER: Woman in the kitchen
KC 26 To err is human, to drink wine - divine. |
WILD
CAT This list - Keyring and Fridge Magnet mottos available with codes
numbers
CP1
If I had the energy, I’d have a mid-life crisis.
CP2 For the last time I do NOT have MOOD SWINGS
CP3 I am NOT a Morning Person
CP6 I’m usually thin and gorgeous but it’s my day off!
CP7 BAD NEWS - the fridge is empty
CP9 Instant happy cat, just add FOOD.
CP10 Home is where the cat is
CP11 The best things in life are cats.
CP13 I’m Not Lazy, I’m Thinking
CP14 9 Lives and I had to pick this one
CP15 I thought Middle Age Spread was something to eat.
CP16 Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off forever
CP18 Stressed But Fabulous
CP19 Is it too early for a drink?
CP 20 Aged to Purrfection
CP 21 I try to lose weight but it keeps finding me
CP 22 Genius at Work
CP 24 All you need is LOVE
CP 25 My next SENIOR MOMENT will be along any minute
CP 27 - I didn’t do it
CP 28 - My tastes are simple, I only like the best.
CP 29 - Hard work never hurt anybody but why take the risk ?
CP 30 - I can’t get enough of your love.
CP 31 - A very spoilt cat lives here.
CP 32 - It’s not easy being purrfect
CP 35 - I’m on the seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
CP 36 - Time spent with your cat is never wasted.
CP 37 - Dogs have owners. cats have servants.
CP 43 - You say I’m a Princess like it’s a bad thing
CP 44 - I’ve got one nerve left, and you’re getting on it. |
TALKING
HEADS
This
list - Keyring and Fridge Magnet mottos available with codes numbers
TK2
Sexy Thing .
- (man)
TK5 World’s Best Dad.
- (man)
TK9 Stressed but Fabulous
TK12 World’s Best Mum
TK22 I’m usually thin and gorgeous, but it’s my DAY OFF
!
TK33 If only men were as reliable as CHOCOLATE
TK45 don’t let the BA**ARDS grind you down..
- (man)
TK46 Behind every stressed woman is a husband and children
TK48 Don’t let life get you down, that’s what men are for
TK53 I try to lose weight but it keeps finding me
TK54 If God had meant us to diet He’d have given us willpower
TK56 INSANITY is inherited, you get it from your kids.
- (man)
TK57 INSANITY is inherited, you get it from your kids (woman)
TK58 Mr. PERFECT.
- (man)
TK61 When the going gets tough the tough go shopping
TK64 I’d rather be in the PUB.
- (man)
TK74 I am NOT a morning person (w)
TK91 I want to be alone - but the husband and kids keep finding me
TK100 I can be NAKED in 12 seconds.
- (man)
TK102 A day without wine is a day I’d rather miss (w)
TK114 most fun MUM on the planet (w)
TK115 most fun DAD on the planet .
- (man)
TK126 For the last time, I do NOT have MOOD SWINGS (w)
TK128 You have to grow old, but you don’t have to grow up.
- (man)
TK144 MEN are so consistent - they’re ALWAYS Wrong (w)
TK146 King Dad.
- (man)
TK147 Men have only two faults. - 1. They’re MEN 2. They’re
WRONG
TK152 BEST GRAN in the world
TK153 BEST GRANDAD in the world.
- (man)
TK155 DAD’S TAXI.
- (man)
TK158 nice BUM
TK159 top BOTTOM
TK160 Mr. SEXY PANTS
TK161 Let’s get NAKED
TK166 Trust me I’m a STUDENT.
- (man)
TK169 Ah, the old 2 glasses of wine and 6 doughnuts trick..
- (man)
TK 170 I SO need to go SHOPPING (girl)
TK 173 fab friend (girl)
TK 176 BEST MATE.
- (man)
TK 177 BEST FRIEND (g)
TK 178 simply the best (g)
TK 179 top friend (g)
TK 182 Born to shop (w)
TK 183 MUM’S TAXI (no tantrums please)
TK 184 One day I’m going to diet - the other 364 I’ll eat
what I like
TK 185 SUPERMUM
TK 186 I’m only here for the BEER.
- (man)
TK 187 Forget the diet - just give me CHOCOLATE
TK 189 SUPERDAD.
- (man)
TK 190 King of the Sofa.
- (man)
TK 191 I thought a balanced diet was a glass of wine in each hand (w)
TK 192 Dangerous when MOODY (w)
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POST-IT-MAGNETS
mottos available with code numbers
This
next list is for POST-IT-MAGNETS, (Different from our other fridge magnets,
these are flat credit card style magnets) in each of the ranges listed
below.
Simply write the Code Numbers you require (which are on the left of
each motto) in the 'Code
numbers you'd like ' boxes above.
POST-IT
MAGNETS - PEOPLE
TFM 1 If only men were as reliable as chocolate
TFM 2 Stressed but fabulous
TFM 4 Mr. Perfect.
- (man)
TFM 9 I try to lose weight but it keeps finding me
TFM 10 One day I’m going to diet, the other 364 I’ll eat
what I like!
TFM 11 I’m not putting on weight, my trousers have shrunk.
- (man)
TFM 15 Dangerous when MOODY
TFM 17 A day without wine is a day I’d rather miss
TFM 18 Men have only two faults. 1. They’re MEN 2. THEY’RE
WRONG.
TFM 21 I want to be alone -but the husband and kids keep finding me.
TFM 22 Is there any beer in the fridge or do I have to pretend to be
happy?
TFM 24 Nice BUM
TFM 25 Born to Shop
POST-IT MAGNETS - Flat
Credit card Style Magnets - CATS
CFM 1 I thought MIDDLE AGE SPREAD was something to eat.
CFM 3-- 9 Lives and I had to pick this one.
CFM 4 If God had meant us to diet, He’d have given us willpower.
CFM 8 Open this fridge and it’s goodbye waistline hello LIPOSUCTION
CFM 11 I’m not lazy, I’m thinking
CFM 12 Stressed but fabulous
CFM 15 I’m usually thin and gorgeous but it’s my day off!
CFM 16 Everything I know about life, I’ve learned from my cat
CFM 17 I’m not fat just extra cuddly
CFM 18 WARNING, I’m on a new diet and I’m hungry and angry
CFM 19 Is it me or has the world gone MAD?
CFM 20 SMILE if you’re not wearing PANTS
CFM 21 HAPPINESS is a full tummy.
POST-IT MAGNETS
- Flat Credit card Style Magnets
- PIGS
PFM 1 I fought the flab but the flab won
PFM 2 Happiness is only a drink away
POST-IT MAGNETS
- Flat Credit card Style Magnets
- DOGS
DFM 1 I don’t mind SIT, but you can forget ROLLOVER, FETCH and
BEG
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