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FLOWER POWER mottos available
with code numbers
OCCASIONS :Flower Power
FP 81 Happy Birthday
FP 82 Well Done
FP 83 A big hug on your special day
FP 84 Thankyou
FP 85 Good Luck
WILD PIXY mottos available with codes numbers
WP1 I have a drink problem - my glass is empty.
WP2 The next MOOD SWING will be along any minute.
WP3 the IRONING FAIRY is DEAD - welcome to the happy world of creases.
WP4 I SO need to go SHOPPING.
WP5 I thought a BALANCED DIET was a glass of WINE in each hand.
WP7 I’m usually thin and gorgeous but it’s my day off!
WP8 HOUSEWORK can damage your health - just say NO
WP9 Instant serene woman - just add WINE.
WP10 I’m on two diets because you don’t get enough food with just
one.
WP11 If you’re not embarrassing your children, you’re not enjoying
yourself enough.
WP13 I’ve been on a diet for 2 weeks now and all I’ve lost is
14 days.
WP14 I try to take one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me
at once.
WP15 Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
WP17 A tidy DESK is proof that you don’t have enough work to do.
WP18 The best man for the job is a woman.
WP22 If at first you don’t succeed - hide the evidence.
WP25 A tidy house is a sign of a wasted life.
WP26 The best things in life are FOOTBALL
WP27 MEN have only two faults: 1. everything they say 2. everything they do.
WP30 Worship me, Adore me, but stop bothering me.
WP32 Aged to perfection
WP33 For the last timee, I do NOT have MOOD SWINGS.
WP34 I try to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
WP35 MONEY isn’t everything, but it keeps the kids in touch.
WP36 One day I’m going to diet’ the other 364 I’ll eat what
I like.
WP37 You look FABULOUS.
WP38 Is there any wine in the fridge or do I have to pretend to be happy?
WP40 Mr SEXY PANTS
WP41 NICE BUM
WP42 I’d rather be in the PUB.
WP43 So many PUBS, so little time.
WP45 King of the sofa
WP46 Mr. PERFECT
WP49 I’m on the WINE DIET - I’ve lost two days already
WP60 I don’t believe in MIRACLES, I rely on them.
WP61 Never trust a skinny cook.
WP62 I don’t do mornings.
WP63 Two Things make Men HAPPY, one of them is BEER
WP64 Bless This Mess
WP65 INSANITY is Inherited, You get it from your kids
WP66 Born FREE- now I'm expensive
WP69 ALL WILLY, NO BRAIN
WP70 My next SENIOR MOMENT will be along any minute.
WP71 Women are always right
WP72 READY, WILLING and ABLE (man)
WP73 HEAVEN is a place with NO DIETING, NO EXERCISE and NO WEIGHING SCALES.
WP74 Sometimes I wake up Grumpy, sometimes I let him sleep.
WP75 My tastes are simple, I only like the best.
WP76 Red, White, Rose, the 3 main food groups. (pic of 3 wine glasses)
WP80 Happy Birthday
WP81 Big Hugs on your Big Day
WP82 Congratulations
WP83 Good Luck
WP84 Thankyou
WP85 Your first SENIOR MOMENT will be along any minute.
WP86 My tastes are simple, I only like the best.
FAMILY & FRIENDS - Wild Pixy
WP50 A Special FRIEND.
WP6 Instant happy DAD - just add beer.
WP19 Best MUM in the world.
WP53 Best BROTHER in the world.
WP54 Best NAN in the world.
WP55 Best SISTER in the world.
WP56 King DAD.
WP57 A truly special DAUGHTER.
GP1 Instant happy DAD just add GOLF
WP29 GRANDADS are best friends.
WP28 Best GRANDMA in the World
WP96 Mum is always right
GLAMOUR mottos available with code numbers
GJ.1 I’m far too fabulous for Housework
GJ.2 A day without wine is a day I’d rather miss.
GJ.3 I’m on the Gin and Tonic Diet.
You don’t lose any weight but who cares?
GJ.4 Gorgeous or Fabulous - A woman has to make
tough decisions everyday.
GJ.5 I never exercise. If God had meant us to bend over
He’d have put diamonds on the floor.
GJ.6 I’m too busy and important to do THAT
GJ.7 I’m expensive. But I’m worth it.
GJ.8 Darling, you’re staggering... - I know, it’s the Gin.
GJ.9 My tastes are simple. I only like the best.
GJ.10 Some days are a complete waste of make up.
GJ.11 Born to Shop
GJ.12 I’m far too brilliant to do the ironing.
GJ.13 Coffee, Chocolate, Men. - Some things are better rich.
GJ.14 I’m not a Control Freak... I’m just always right.
GJ.15 All you need is love, shedloads of cash and a fabulous wardrobe.
GJ.16 Domestic Goddess, Supermum and Genius.
GJ.17 Men are easy to control. All you need is the right bra.
GJ.18 Men have only two faults: 1. They’re Men 2. They’re Wrong
GJ.19 You know, I’m far too busy and important to wash up.
GJ.20 I thought a balanced diet was a glass of wine in each hand.
GJ.21 I recently lost 200lbs of ugly fat. I got divorced.
GJ.22 Divorcees have more fun.
GJ.23 Dream beautiful Dreams
GJ.24 Yummy Mummy
GJ.25 You’re Fabulous
GJ.26 Diva.
GJ.27 Nothing to wear.
GJ.28 It’s not easy being so fabulous
Occasions - Glamour
GJ. 80 Happy Birthday Gorgeous
GJ. 81 Happy Birthday Sweetie
GJ. 82 Have a simply fabulous Birthday
GJ. 83 Congratulations!
GJ. 84 Darling you look better every year.
GJ. 85 Good Luck Sweetie.
GJ. 86 Thankyou
KISS THE COOK mottos available with code numbers
KC 1 - Kiss The Cook
KC 2 - I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.
KC 3 - I never met a calorie I didn’t like.
KC 4 - Cooking is simple, all you need is a big hat and a big chopper.
KC 5 - Hot Stuff in the Kitchen (woman).
KC 6 - Hot Stuff in the Kitchen (man).
KC 7 - Serving LOTS of wine NAKED will take guests’ minds off any cooking
disasters (man).
KC 8 - Serving the Creme Brulee NAKED will take guests’ minds off the
flames in the kitchen (woman).
KC 9 - Head Chef (woman)
KC 10 - Head Chef (man)
KC 11 - Head Cook and Bottle Washer.
KC 12 - Everyone brings happiness to this kitchen - some when they arrive,
some when they leave.
KC 13 - My kitchen was clean - you just missed it.
KC 14 - Cooking Forever - Housework Whenever.
KC 15 - A tidy kitchen is something that happens to other people.
KC 16 - You have a choice for dinner - eat it or beat it !
KC 17 - Obey the CHEF.
KC 18 - I was right, wine really does make everything easier (woman)
KC 19 - First, marinate your guests.
KC 20 - I kiss better than I cook (woman)
KC 21 - I kiss better than I cook (man)
KC 22 - I only drink on days ending in 'Y'
KC 23 - I cook the 3 main food groups. FROZEN, MICROWAVE or TAKEAWAY
KC 24 - DANGER: Man in the Kitchen
KC 25 DANGER: Woman in the kitchen
KC 26 To err is human, to drink wine - divine
TALKING HEADS mottos available with code numbers
TK2 Sexy Thing (man)
TK5 World’s Best Dad
TK9 Stressed but Fabulous
TK12 World’s Best Mum
TK22 I’m usually thin and gorgeous, but it’s my DAY OFF !
TK33 If only men were as reliable as CHOCOLATE
TK45 don’t let the BA**ARDS grind you down.
TK46 Behind every stressed woman is a husband and children
TK48 Don’t let life get you down, that’s what men are for
TK53 I try to lose weight but it keeps finding me
TK54 If God had meant us to diet He’d have given us willpower
TK56 INSANITY is inherited, you get it from your kids (man)
TK57 INSANITY is inherited, you get it from your kids (woman)
TK58 Mr. PERFECT
TK61 When the going gets tough the tough go shopping
TK64 I’d rather be in the PUB
TK72 So many PUBS - So little time
TK74 I am NOT a morning person (w)
TK91 I want to be alone - but the husband and kids keep finding me
TK100 I can be NAKED in 12 seconds (m)
TK102 A day without wine is a day I’d rather miss (w)
TK114 most fun MUM on the planet (w)
TK115 most fun DAD on the planet (m)
TK126 For the last time, I do NOT have MOOD SWINGS (w)
TK128 You have to grow old, but you don’t have to grow up (m)
TK144 MEN are so consistent - they’re ALWAYS Wrong (w)
TK146 King Dad
TK147 Men have only two faults. - 1. They’re MEN 2. They’re WRONG
TK149 Trust me I’m an expert (m)
TK152 BEST GRAN in the world
TK153 BEST GRANDAD in the world
TK155 DAD’S TAXI (m)
TK158 nice BUM
TK159 top BOTTOM
TK160 Mr. SEXY PANTS
TK161 Let’s get NAKED
TK162 Young, Free and SEXY (woman)
TK163 Young, Free and SEXY (man)
TK164 TOP BODY
TK165 TOP SIX PACK
TK166 Trust me I’m a STUDENT (m)
TK167 Does my bum look big in this? (woman)
TK168 SEXY PANTS (bra & pants)
TK169 Ah, the old 2 glasses of wine and 6 doughnuts trick.
TK 170 I SO need to go SHOPPING (girl)
TK 171 TEENAGER will smile for money (boy)
TK 172 TEENAGER will smile for money (girl)
TK 173 fab friend (girl)
TK 174 BOYS are BEST, girl’s are just STUPID (b)
TK 175 GIRLS are BEST, boys are just STUPID (g)
TK 176 BEST MATE (b)
TK 177 BEST FRIEND (g)
TK 178 simply the best (g)
TK 179 top friend (g)
TK 180 what attitude problem (g)
TK 181 top sister (g)
TK 182 Born to shop (w)
TK 183MUM’S TAXI (no tantrums please)
TK 184 One day I’m going to diet - the other 364 I’ll eat what
I like
TK 185 SUPERMUM
TK 186 I’m only here for the BEER
TK 187 Forget the diet - just give me CHOCOLATE
TK 188 I try to take one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me
at once! (m)
TK 189 SUPERDAD
TK 190 King of the Sofa
TK 191 I thought a balanced diet was a glass of wine in each hand (w)
TK 192 Dangerous when MOODY (w)
ANGEL KISSES mottos available with code numbers
ANG 1 Always follow your dreams
ANG 2 Life is beautiful, live it to the full
ANG 3 Reach out and touch the stars
ANG 4 Don’t be afraid to give up the past and go for the future
ANG 5 live well, laugh often, love much
ANG 6 We can’t all be stars but we can all shine brightly
ANG 7 friends forever
ANG 8 Reach for the moon, even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars
ANG 9 Enjoy today, and your tomorows will be full of happy memories
ANG 10 When an obstacle blocks your path, climb over or go round it
ANG 11 Take time to smell the flowers
ANG 12 Take a chance, make a difference
ANG 13 Without rain, you would never see a rainbow
ANG 14 You make the world wonderful
ANG 15 Friends today, tomorrow and always
ANG 16 let an angel be your guide
ANG 17 Love conquers all
ANG 18 A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step
ANG 19 May the wings of an angel protect you.
ANG 20 Angels dwell among us
ANG 21 A Guardian angel is watching over you
ANG 22 Laughter and friendship are the perfect recipe for life
ANG 23 Sometimes we don’t get the chance to say the things we’d
like. So I’d just like to say thankyou
ANG 24 Don’t be afraid of change
ANG 25 Trust in the Lord and do good
ANG 26 Take someone’s hand and touch their heart
ANG 27 Have faith in yourself and you can do anything
ANG 28 faith hope and trust, sprinkled with some angel dust
ANG 29 Act confident and you’ll become confident
ANG 30 If you do what you’ve always done, you’ll get what you’ve
always got
OCCASIONS - Angels
ANG 80 Happy Birthday
ANG 81 Best Wishes on your Special Day
ANG 82 Congratulations
ANG 83 Good Luck
ANG 84 Thankyou
WILD CAT mottos available with codes numbers
CP1 If I had the energy, I’d have a mid-life
crisis.
CP2 For the last time I do NOT have MOOD SWINGS
CP3 I am NOT a Morning Person
CP4 Housework can damage your health - just say NO.
CP5 Bless this Mess.
CP6 I’m usually thin and gorgeous but it’s my day off!
CP7 BAD NEWS - the fridge is empty
CP8 The next mood swing will be along any minute.
CP9 Instant happy cat, just add FOOD.
CP10 Home is where the cat is
CP11 The best things in life are cats.
CP12 Worship me, adore me, but stop bothering me.
CP13 I’m Not Lazy, I’m Thinking
CP14 9 Lives and I had to pick this one
CP15 I thought Middle Age Spread was something to eat.
CP16 Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off forever
CP17 Is it me or has the world gone Mad?
CP18 Stressed But Fabulous
CP19 Is it too early for a drink?
CP 20 Aged to Purrfection
CP 21 I try to lose weight but it keeps finding me
CP 22 Genius at Work
CP 23 I’m on two diets, because you don’t get enough FOOD with
just one
CP 24 All you need is LOVE
CP 25 My next SENIOR MOMENT will be along any minute
CP 26 - That Volumising Shampoo has GOT to go.
CP 27 - I didn’t do it
CP 28 - My tastes are simple, I only like the best.
CP 29 - Hard work never hurt anybody but why take the risk ?
CP 30 - I can’t get enough of your love.
CP 31 - A very spoilt cat lives here.
CP 32 - It’s not easy being purrfect
CP 33 - Some days I need more catnip than others.
CP 34 - Is that a tin opener in your pocket or are you just pleased to see
me?
CP 35 - I’m on the seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
CP 36 - Time spent with your cat is never wasted.
CP 37 - Dogs have owners. cats have servants.
CP 38- Don’t even mention the word DIET
CP 39 - Life’s full of tough decisions - so I find it’s best to
ignore them.
CP 40 - Life’s hard - get over it
CP 41 - I thought a balanced diet was eating two meals at once.
CP 42 - Be honest - whose fault is it that I’m spoilt ?
CP 43 - You say I’m a Princess like it’s a bad thing
CP 44 - I’ve got one nerve left, and you’re getting on it.
OCCASIONS-Cats
CP 80 Happy Birthday
CP 81 Big Hugs on your Big Day
CP 82 Congratulations
CP 83 Good Luck
CP 84 Thankyou
CP 85 Your first SENIOR MOMENT will be along any minute.
DISHY DOGZ mottos available with code numbers
DZ 1 - I didn’t do it
DZ 2 - I’m so huggable
DZ 3 - Ready, Willing and Unstoppable
DZ 4 - My tastes are simple, I only like the best.
DZ 5 - I can’t get enough of your love.
DZ 6 - Home is where the dog is.
DZ 7 - It’s not easy being perfect.
DZ 8 - The cat did it
DZ 9 - You’re DOGGYLICIOUS
DZ 10 - Your dinner’s in the dog
DZ 11 - I’m on the seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
DZ 12 - Reach for the Moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars
DZ 13 - Time spent with your dog is never wasted.
DZ 14 - If your dog’s getting fat, it means you’re not getting
enough exercise.
DZ 15 - You CAN teach this Old Dog New Tricks
DZ 16 - Woman’s Best Friend
DZ 17 - Man’s Best Friend
DZ 18 - If at first you don’t succeed, give up.
DZ 19 - Life’s hard - get over it
DZ 20 - I thought a balanced diet was eating two meals at once.
DZ 21 - Be honest - whose fault is it that I’m spoilt ?
DZ 22 - A very spoilt dog lives here.
DZ 23 - I eat, I sleep & I look gorgeous - what more do you want?
DZ 24 - It’s funny how all the best dog walks are near pubs
DZ 80 Happy Birthday
DZ 81 Big Hugs on your BigDay
DZ 82 Congratulations
DZ 83 Good Luck
DZ 84 Thankyou
POST-IT-MAGNETS mottos available with codes numbers
PEOPLE
TFM 1 If only men were as reliable as chocolate
TFM 2 Stressed but fabulous
TFM 4 Mr. Perfect
TFM 5 Is it too early for a drink?
TFM 6 I’m usually thin and gorgeous but it’s my DAY OFF !
TFM 7 World’s Best Mum
TFM 8 Behind every stressed woman is a husband and children
TFM 9 I try to lose weight but it keeps finding me
TFM 10 One day I’m going to diet, the other 364 I’ll eat what
I like!
TFM 11 I’m not putting on weight, my trousers have shrunk
TFM 14 I thought a balanced diet was a glss of wine in each hand.
TFM 15 Dangerous when MOODY
TFM 16 For the last time I do NOT have MOOD SWINGS
TFM 17 A day without wine is a day I’d rather miss
TFM 18 Men have only two faults. 1. They’re MEN 2. THEY’RE WRONG.
TFM 19 I SO need to go SHOPPING
TFM 20 INSANITY is inherited, you get it from your kids.
TFM 21 I want to be alone -but the husband and kids keep finding me.
TFM 22 Is there any beer in the fridge or do I have to pretend to be happy?
TFM 23 King DAD
TFM 24 Nice BUM
TFM 25 Born to Shop
CATS
CFM 1 I thought MIDDLE AGE SPREAD was something to eat.
CFM 2 EAT DRINK and be MERRY, for tomorrow we diet.
CFM 3 9 Lives and I had to pick this one.
CFM 4 If God had meant us to diet, He’d have given us willpower.
CFM 6 Bad news the fridge is EMPTY
CFM 8 Open this fridge and it’s goodbye waistline hello LIPOSUCTION
CFM 10 Is it too early for a drink?
CFM 11 I’m not lazy, I’m thinking
CFM 12 Stressed but fabulous
CFM 13 Born to be PAMPERED
CFM 14 Love me, love my faults
CFM 15 I’m usually thin and gorgeous but it’s my day off!
CFM 16 Everything I know about life, I’ve learned from my cat
CFM 17 I’m not fat just extra cuddly
CFM 18 WARNING, I’m on a new diet and I’m hungry and angry
CFM 19 Is it me or has the world gone MAD?
CFM 20 SMILE if you’re not wearing PANTS
CFM 21 HAPPINESS is a full tummy.
PIGS
PFM 1 I fought the flab but the flab won
PFM 2 Happiness is only a drink away
DOGS
DFM 1 I don’t mind SIT, but you can forget ROLLOVER, FETCH and BEG